Was a complete & utter cuckold. At Troy he sacked Helen’s rich treasury while his brother attached toe-tags to the Achaean dead. Cassandra knew all about it – could smell her perfume on his cuirass a mile away. He’d got rid of that poseur – Achilles too, with another couple of shooters on the grassy knoll. It’s all there in Zapruder’s film!
The gods weren’t finished screwing with (you).
He would have got away with it, if Aphrodite hadn’t slipped Helen’s coin-name under his tongue on that first night back. I’m glad you’re home too honey trawled his wife?
Poseidon cooled the bath just right.
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