our kids did stuff like

this before developing

iPad addictions

oh, this photo is

possibly problematic

what was nasa thinking

most of our planet

is free now so the nipple

can be freed as well

who can remember

our crazy first stunt for mum

smack your baby up

this binary thing

not all identify as

heterosexual

this is our starchild

we were once all wise women

then some became men

let’s get this straight

we are not shadow puppets

look at the next slide

this is our engine

we can jump start it when cold

body batteries

this is not our sun

soz for the misconception

it still gives life though

all apologies

for this dirty diagram

microscopic porn